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You're welcome to get in touch about pretty much anything, except:

  • Mobile app development
  • Cures for snoring, sleeplessness, erectile dysfunction, constipation, diarrhoea, scrapie, apple scab, greyscale or mad snail disease
  • Attracting more web traffic, filtering out excess web traffic, buying clicks, selling clicks, clicking clicks, picking up sticks or spamming dicks
  • Anything from anyone with an email address like

In fact, with no hope of success, I'd like to discourage spammers altogether and suggest they go and waste someone else's time. Let's face it, it's a crazy dream, but what can you do?

If you're not one of the above, go right ahead and send me a message!

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